Viva la differences. . .and a mathmatical chuckle

My sister's family is a lot like our family in many ways: the four of us come from similar backgrounds; we admire our parents; we seek to live counter-culturally; we love our kids and wish to guide them well; we enjoy nothing better than sitting down together, eating, and talking for hours (and we love really good food and conducting endless taste tests); we think Jon Stewart is hilarious; we believe strongly in the value of a good education at school at at home; we can laugh together for many hours. . .in short, we love each other.

But in many ways our families differ greatly.  Heather and Luke often discuss how efficiently a task may be accomplished.  They are highly logical.  All five are science and math whizzes.  Their oldest, though nine, is already doing high school math, and his idea of a real reward is playing math games with his dad.  Their kids can recite--from heart--lists like The Helping Verbs and Complete Prepositions.  Luke is a doctor; Heather has her master's degree in Public Health.  The kids know important historical dates and can tell you, in detail, how something like, I don't know, condensation works.  On family pizza/movie nights, they watch fun science shows.  Heather loves to do experiments with the kids and will even choose to do them for a fun activity.

And most of you know us.  'Nuff said.

Well, yesterday, Elspeth, who was at Anna's (their 7 year-old daughter) house, looked up and announced:  "I've figured out what nonfiction is.  It's a true story that happens in real life."

"That's great, Elspeth," Auntie Heather said.

Anna grinned and threw her arms wide.  "Elspeth!"  she said excitedly.  "Today you learned about fiction and I learned about friction!"

Meanwhile, earlier that day, Bea and her cousin Eliora were chatting in the back of the Subaru on the way to Wendy's for a special treat.

Eliora:  Let's play a game, Bea.  It's called the "Funny Things" game.

Bea:  No, thank you, Eliora.

Me:  Eliora, that sounds like a fun game!  Beatrix, play Eliora's game.

Bea:  (grudgingly):  Okay.

Eliora:  So I'll point at you and you do something to make me laugh.

Bea:  You go first.

(silence follows during which Bea points at Eliora)

Eliora:  Okay!  Two plus two equals. . . .twenty-one!  Ha, ha, ha, ha!

More silence follows. . .finally I say, with too much enthusiasm, "That's funny, Eliora!  Isn't that funny, Bea?"

Bea eeked out a couple 'ha, ha's.

Math humor.  The Cockrofts are a tough crowd.

Comments

Country Girl said…
2+2 is 21...good one! :-D
Anonymous said…
This has to be the funniest thing I have read in a long time! Ha! MHD

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