Martin's New Song: I'm Not a Dogsnatcher
He stayed up until four for this one, folks. FOUR IN THE MORNING. That's your creative time when you're working around 60 hours a week, I guess. The speaker in this song is NOT a dogsnatcher--not a permanent one, anyway. Apparently his estranged girlfriend has 11 cats. That's just creepy. (Turn the volume way up!)
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Also, when I sing this in my head, the bridge turns into "boys don't care who love them...there's a boy for me." Awkward. :P